So, it’s my birthday soon . . .

List of wants:

• an underwater car (an estate version)
• a helicopter (and landing pads)
• a jet pack
• a bridge
  (not greedy – any of those four would be great)
• an hour for lunch every day
• a gym at work
• enough guilt to make sure i use the gym every day, during lunch, at work
• an au pair. For H, not me! Well, OK – for me – so I can go to the festival in June without him (sorry H)
• a term-time contract that pays the same as I am paid now
• everyone to have a great time at my party